Guyz don miss this fuckin lil moment..... [:P]

Watch the Sky!

Neva again in yo lifetime will de Red Planet or the fuckin MARS be so spectacular!!!!!!!
Dis month & next month de polluted Earth is catchin up wit fuckin Mars, an encounter dat will culminate in de closest approach between de 2 planets in recorded history..... Gr8 na?????? Lolz [:D].....
De next time Mars may come dis close is in Fuckin 2287.....
Due 2 de way dat asshole Jupiter's gravity tugs on Mars & perturbs its fuckin orbit, useless astronomers can only be certain dat Mars has not come dis close 2 Earth in de last 5,000 fuckin years but it may be as long as 60,000 fuckin years..........

Wooooooooo Hoooooooooo.......... lolz [:D]

De encounter wil culminate on August 27th when Mars comes 2 within 34,649,589 miles[God knowz] lolz.. & will be (next to de scarred moon) de brightest object in de night sky. It will attain a magnitude of -2.9 & will appear 25.11 arc seconds wide...... @ a modest 75-power magnification Mars wil look as large as de full moon 2 de naked eye....... Mars wil be easy 2 spot............

@ de beginning of August, Mars will rise in de east @ 10 p.m. & reach its azimuth @ bout 3 a.m...........
By de end of August when de 2 freakin planets are closest, Mars wil rise @ nightfall & reach its highest point in de dark sky @ 12:30 a.m. Dat's pretty convenient when it comes 2 seein somethin dat no human has seen in recorded history.........
Wow effect right???????? lolz........
So mark yo useless calendar @ de beginnin of August 2 see Mars grows progressively brighter & brighter throughout de month.........
Share wit yo children & grandchildren [If yo have any........ lolz]..........
No one alive today will ever see this again.......

Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha............

so fuck it guyz......... lolz